Her almighty
Wrecks the few re legions left
With the supersecret reality butter

Few reality tv's get the groove on shredded reality cheese
Lined up round the corner begging for grease

Bring on the big dinosaur bird, cave man;
Make more movies about vampires, vultures & zombies

Bikini boner babes on the promenade pimp slap culture,
Pretty puckered girl on girl covers

Accidentally licensed sex tapes
Of fake liars & lovers

Her almighty
Wrecks the stage
& not a minute too late...